Busty Squirrel Goes Viral In Japan – NSFW

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The latest Japanese craze is a busty squirrel found in Inokashira Park Zoo in Tokyo. The squirrel became a viral sensation when Twitter user @boblim1204 posted a picture of the squirrel with the caption, “今日リス園にも行ったけどむっちゃセクシーなリス撮れた,” which translates to “I went to the squirrel park today and got a shot of this sexy squirrel babe,” reports GaijinPot Blog. The tweet has over 47,000 retweets, over 142,000 likes, and nearly 170 comments. Warning NSFW.

It turns out though, that those breasts aren’t even real. Yes, the squirrel has gotten breasts implants. Just kidding. It turns out those breasts aren’t even breasts.

Once the picture of the video went viral, some nerds over at National Geographic had to kill all the fun by clarifying the squirrel doesn’t have breasts.

Jessica Haines, an ecologist, told National Geographic that squirrels do not have breasts on the pectoral region like humans. Rather they, “have nipples that go all the way up and down their chest,” Haines clarified. Additionally, Haines said that a squirrel does not just have two breasts but they can get up to ten.

Real Squirrel Breasts

Ben Dantzer, an integrative biologist, who studies squirrels, agreed that the squirrel did not have breasts. “Most of us are so trained that we can see large nipples with the naked eye when a squirrel is about 30 to 40 feet into a tree,” he told National Geographic. 

What a peeping pervert this guy Dan is huh? Trained to see nipples huh? How long did that take?

So what is actually going on with the busty squirrel if those aren’t breasts? Well, let’s let the squirrel loving sex degenerate enlighten us.

Dan, after taking a long look of the picture, some would say a little too long, thinks that the squirrel is fat plus the way it’s posing highlighted the phantom breasts.

“I suspect that this squirrel, just by looking at the picture, probably lives around humans and eats a lot of garbage and fatty food,” he told National Geographic.

Well, that didn’t stop Japanese Twitter from having a little fun with it. They posted pictures of other busty squirrels.

Being that it’s Japan, someone had to put an Anime face on it.

So there you go, the world’s sexiest squirrel. If you have pictures of sexy squirrels just keep it to yourselves, you pervert.

 

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