Prince William Says Chinese Food Inside Japan House But The More Important Matter Is Why Is He Still Bald

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Prince William, 36, attended the Grand Opening of Japan House In London. Japan House is a cultural center, with a restaurant, library, and exhibition workshops to help non-Japanese people understand the Japanese culture. He partook in some Japanese activities reports the Daily Mail, but when he was practicing his chopstick skills he made a goof. As he was moving edamame from one bowl to another he asked the surrounding kids, “have you had much Chinese food.” He quickly realized his mistake and said, “Um, Japanese food. Have you had much Japanese food? No? Not too much. Do you like sushi? It’s delicious, it really is yummy.”

Oh, Prince William. The most surprising thing is nobody got offended. Where is the outrage at Prince William for mistaking Chinese and Japanese? Where is the indignation?

I really don’t care and I’m glad other people didn’t care. The only reason I’m writing this is because I’m wondering why anyone is bald anymore. I understand if you’re poor and got no cash but goofball here has money. There are hair plugs that look natural.

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The only reason I think he chooses to stick with baldness is because he’s doubling down. Everyone knows he’s bald so if he gets hair plugs, everyone’s going to know he got hair plugs. Which is a stupid reason because if you lose your arm and you get a bionic arm, everyone’s going to know you got a new bionic arm, but what do you care, you got a bionic arm. And yes hair is as important as an arm. So get some hairplugs or at the very least start wearing a British wig to cover up that graveyard on top of your head. british wig

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